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Interesting Facts From my Paper

January 11, 2006 2:15 PM

ere are some things which may or may not be interesting about my article:

Title: For Fear of a Man and His Donkey: Morals, Laws, and the Fundamental Right to Polygamy
Number of characters, counting spaces: 51,144
Number of characters, not counting spaces: 42,790
Number of spaces: 8,534
Number of words: 8,118
Number of lines: 732
Number of Footnotes: 183
Number of paragraphs: 88
Length without footnotes: 32 pages
Total length: 42 pages
Number of Parts: 7
Margins: 2 inches on left, 1.25 inches on right (as required)
Number of slams on James Dobson: 1
Number of Smashing Pumpkins quotes: 1
Chance of publication: About .25 (1 in 4)
Desire to do it again: 0
This is officially the longest thing I've ever written. I'm really proud of it, we'll see if it gets published. I would geek out if it did. Now my only thing to worry about before school starts is my cite checking packet, which shouldn't be too bad. I hope.

In other news, I was supposed to get my DVD-A version of Beethoven's 9th symphony today via ups. apparently, the guy came at around 3, while i was sound asleep, and i missed him. Now, because I'm without a car (the seXterra's in the shop), i have to wait until tomorrow to get the DVD. More importantly, though, my fued with the fucker at the UPS store prohibits me from being able to go to the UPS place. Yet another consequence of my being an asshole.

oh well.




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