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Stranger Than Fiction . . .

January 30, 2006 3:41 PM

an, there are so many things wrong with this story, i don't even know where to begin.

I mean . . . the primary issue, of course, is that the woman was 56. If you've reached the point in your fetishistic fantasies that you're paying someone to do this stuff to you, why not pay for an attractive younger lady. Unless age is part of the fetish, i suppose, but that just makes things strange.

Aside from that, though, there are so many systemic failures and idiots involved in this story (i count at least four individual idiots and one systemic idiot. The individual idiots are: the dominatrix, the dominatrix's boyfriend, the dominatrix's client, and, astonishingly, the biggest idiot is clearly the prosecutor. The systemic idiot is the "investigators" who didn't save their fucking notes). Morons all around. And bad people, too.

Fucking a.



5 Comments


RPM said:

Commenting away...

Check old posts for the name used, Ismael. I really hope the commenting works.

Congrats again on the birthday and movable type 4.

August 25, 2007 9:34 AM



Dee said:

Ismael! I sucks! Happy belated!

August 25, 2007 11:59 AM



Anonymouse said:

Happy Belated Birthday!

August 25, 2007 2:38 PM



Ann said:

I turned 26 on Thursday! Happy almost-co-birthday!:)

August 25, 2007 3:32 PM



TheExpat said:

Man, it's like I'm stuck in a time warp here, or a continuum of Ismael-thought all wrapped up together double-helix style, with a granny knot thrown in for good measure.


Happy birthday Ismael!

August 25, 2007 8:16 PM



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