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What's Worse Than Undergrads in the Law Library?

March 25, 2006 12:32 AM

ow about undergrads playing with motherfucking colored pencils?!?!?!?!

Seriously, there is an undergrad to the table to my left working with colored pencils. It doesn't look like he's coloring anything... i don't know what the fuck he's doing. But let me tell you, he's making an obscene amount of noise. It's like he doesn't know that wacking pencils together makes noise. And as if that wasn't bad enough, he seems to be making it a point to bang the pencils every time he changes colors. So, he's like "ok, i need red. there's the red, completely away from all the other pencils. but i'd better make sure i touch all the other colors with the red one, just to make sure they're all happy. Uh-oh, this isn't the exact shade of red i need. I'd better dig around in the zip lock bag of colored pencils. Ok, gotta make sure to move them all around... still haven't found the exact shade i need... why is that Mexican guy looking at me? Ah! there it is! Ok, let's throw the bag back onto the table as loudly as possible. Hey, i wonder if i can use the colored pencils as drum sticks. [pause] I can! [points to genitals]"

Asshole.



3 Comments


Elise said:

It probably doesn't help that I am sitting across from Ismael loudly unzipping my backpack and opening cans of soda. hehe...bet he wishes he never gave me that 75 cents.

August 7, 2006 12:34 AM



Vice said:

Another fine example of how "points to genitals" makes anything twice as funny. Well done.

August 7, 2006 12:34 AM



legal_badger said:

Such poor form (or pour form, depending on how you look at it). You just suffered a severe strike against your campaign for EIC, how can I vote for a man who turns down a Blatz on Blatz eradication night? For shame AM, for shame!

August 7, 2006 12:35 AM



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