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Fuck You, Charlie

September 25, 2006 9:53 AM

o, I like listening to the random music station, Charlie, on my way to school in the morning. There's something about Charlie's mix of classic rock and so-bad-it's-good 80's music that I find relaxing and non-offensive. If I listen to pretty much any other station, especially the hard-rock station, I find myself getting angrier and angrier at how much the music fucking sucks. I mean, seriously, have you heard the latest Godsmack song? It's bad. Really fucking bad.

In any event, I'm listening to Charlie this morning, when the unthinkable happened. At first, I was sure I had misidentified the song. But, after hearing a few more bars of the intro, I knew there was no mistaking it: Charlie was playing The Macarena. Unfuckingbelievable.

So, I listened to the song, getting more and more outraged at how terrible the thing is and how unforgivable it is that some radio station would pollute the public airwaves with that garbage.

But what struck me most was the fact that the song is really fucking long. It's, like, 4 minutes long. Did people really do that stupid dance for that long? That's fucking insane! That's the most repetative dance ever. It's even worse than line dancing, and line dancing is terrible! Everyone who took part in that fad should be ashamed of themselves. In fact, I think we should split the country in half - it could be a division between people who participated in the Macarena dance (we'll call them the "Macarenaites") and people who are sane, rational, and unstupid.


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