<-Another Night With TV |Main|The Twenty-One Point Scale->

New Poll!

September 27, 2006 10:20 AM

one of you seem to agree with me that "Wonderful Tonight" is the worst song ever. Rather, you decided that "My Humps" earned that dubious title. The song got about 30% of the votes.

In a close second was "Popozao," with all it's Brazillian ass-shaking suckitude. It got about 24% of the vote.

Third was anything involving super-douche Fred Durst with about 18% of the vote. An interesting question is who would win in a douche-off: Durst or K-Fed. Personally, I bet Durst is an even bigger douche, but it might be close.

In fourth place with 12% was "Hollaback Girl" by Gwen Stefani. I expected it to be higher, honestly. This song's fucking terrible.

Bringing up the rear were Yoko Ono and her electronic dying whale songs, and "Girl Named Sandoz," the Pumpkins' worst song.

Surprisingly, "Come Sail Away" and "Cat Scratch Fever" got no votes. That's bullshit.

In any event, check out the new poll, which asks the age-old question "What's the best kind of bacon." Let your voice be heard - in the form of an anonymous vote. Awesome.



12 Comments


morenonesense said:

I think that whoever votes for Turkey Bacon should be no longer allowed to look at your site.

September 27, 2006 11:53 AM



Ismael Tapia II said:

I've gotta let you in on a secret. Turkey bacon is there as a trap - if someone votes for turkey bacon, I'll know that I should stop being their friend.

September 27, 2006 11:58 AM



kristin said:

If there had been a option for free, deep fried and hickory smoked, I think my head would have exploded from sheer scrumptrilescentness.

September 27, 2006 12:16 PM



Lauren said:

Hey...there are people out there who like turkey bacon and appreiciate its bland but healthy taste.

Those people are called 'losers'

September 27, 2006 1:11 PM



donnie said:

I said it once, and I'm saying it again. The best bacon is peppered bacon. Mmm, zesty.

September 27, 2006 1:47 PM



Dee said:

thanks for making me drool all over the keyboard. you know where you can get good bacon in taiwan? NOWHERE!

also, it bums me out that there was not an option honoring the fellowship of the ring: nice, crispy bacon.

that's my favorite kind.

September 27, 2006 9:12 PM



sadielady said:

my vote is for kevin. but that may just be because he is filming a movie in my city right now, and i have kevin bacon fever. i think i'm going to start stalking him, try to find out where he's staying and what bars the film crew is going to after they wrap each night.

September 27, 2006 9:54 PM



Ismael Tapia II said:

Dee,
I totally forgot about the nice crispy bacon! Remember that time we went and saw Fellowship for, like, the umpteenth time? And we started talking about how Elves could probably have sex for days at a time? And those old ladies in front of us were clearly really pissed? That was awesome!

Sadielady,
I never really understood what the appeal of Mr. Bacon was. I mean, he doesn't seem like the most desirable leading man. However, if you have Bacon fever, I suggest you go watch Wild Things - I seem to remember that there was a full-frontal Kevin Bacon scene in that. Although I have to admit that what I remember most about that movie was the awesome Denise Richards/Neve Campbell scene.

Yeah, that was awesome.

On another note, the movie The Last Kiss was filmed here in Madison. We actually saw the film crew along with Zach Braff and the girl from the O.C. filming right in front of my law school. It was awesome. Nidhi's sister's in it!

September 28, 2006 2:31 AM



sadielady said:

I've loved him ever since footloose, so I'm biased in that way.

September 28, 2006 4:13 AM



Dee said:

Ismael, of course i remember! those were high times--don't forget tittering over legolas being elvish for "exposition".

sadielady, if you haven't seen Stir of Echoes you ought to. it's maybe the best kevin bacon movie i've seen.

September 28, 2006 8:49 PM



Ismael Tapia II said:

Oh, that's right! I had completely forgotten about that!

(Camera shows orcs)
Legolas: Orcs!

(Camera shows a bunch of birds)
Legolas: Birds!

(You hear a lement for Gandalf)
Legolas: A lament for Gandalf!

Fucking good times.

September 28, 2006 8:58 PM



TheExpat said:

Dee's full of shit. There's plenty of bacon here in Taiwan, in fact there's a pig farm right here in town and an open market less than 100 FEET AWAY where you can buy it fresh.

And it's thick, too; something that should appeal to what looks like a sharp majority of people in your poll who, believe it or not, like thick meat.

September 29, 2006 7:37 AM



Leave a comment