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December 19, 2006 3:26 PM

ell, after years of fighting it, I've finally done it. I've joined Myspace. I don't know why I hadn't before, but I hadn't. You can all see my myspace page here. It's pretty pathetic right now, seeing as how I haven't done anything to it. Also, my only friend is that asshole Tom. So, if any of you would like to be my myspace friend, go ahead and add me. I'm going to go pretend to study now. Wish me luck.



11 Comments


donnie said:

Why, why did you go it?

December 19, 2006 7:25 PM



Dee said:

approoooooooooooooooove me!

December 19, 2006 8:30 PM



morenonesense said:

maybe you should develop other hobbies, like knitting.

December 19, 2006 11:29 PM



Ismael Tapia II said:

Why do you mock my inability to knit?! I swear, I tried so hard to learn how to do that shit to no avail. I couldn't knit my way out of a wet paper bag. Kitting is my kryptonite.

Also, Dee, you've now been approved. More importantly, when I imagined you saying that, I was immediately reminded of Frank playing board games with us when he would be too lazy to pick up his own piece and move it so he'd say "MOVE me!" Good times, good times.

December 20, 2006 12:25 AM



me said:

hey, fat fuck. why don't you eat less and work out more. wow. that is such a profound idea. you are a piece of shit. i wonder why you weigh more than a two-ton whale. then i remember, you are lazy.

December 20, 2006 1:02 AM



Ismael Tapia II said:

Mr. Me,
You are, of course, correct. I could stand to lose a few pounds, and working out a little more could help me in that department. Oh well. To paraphrase Winston Churchill, one day I'll be thin. But you'll always be a worthless sack of shit with nothing better to do than leave disparaging comments on someone's blog. If coming here and insulting me gave you so much as one minute of joy, then I'm glad I was able to help you out. Clearly, your life must be truly meaningless, seeing as how you don't have anything better to do.

For the sake of humanity, I hope you're sterile.

December 20, 2006 2:28 AM



Dee said:

it's too bad morenonsense wasn't there to witness your heroic attempts at knitting, which (eerily, almost) i was thinking of today while wondering if I still know how. i'm not sure i've seen you fix your attention so dilligently on anything.

December 20, 2006 6:37 AM



morenonesense said:

I love people like "me" who write insults on a blog just to show how tough they are. I wonder if they are also the scourge of the bathroom stall wall; I've always wonder how people like "me" can be so adverse to fags yet also have the phone numbers for a good time. Why don't we all go out on a limb and say stuff like hey, "me" i'll break your fucking legs or hey "me" why don't you stop having sex with children and met me for lunch so I can break your fucking legs. These are they type of hard hitting, dangerous insults that one can only truly appreciate online. good stuff.

December 20, 2006 11:54 AM



Elise said:

wow, what a jerk off "me" is.

i actually came to say that i tried to "friend" you on myspace but it wouldn't let me. it's probably me, but maybe it's your myspace profile? no, i bet it's me.

December 20, 2006 12:00 PM



Vice said:

Not to be a jerk, but I need to point out the grammatical problems with that last comment. When Elise said "Wow, what a jerk off 'me' is," she meant to say "Wow, what a jerk off 'I' am."


Seriously, just kidding Elise. I saw that and I couldn't resist.

December 21, 2006 10:19 AM



Elise said:

Ah yes, my bad, "what a jerk off I am" is much more gramatically correct.

Much like "Vice is an even bigger jerk off than 'I'" Also gramatically correct. ;-) hehe..

December 26, 2006 3:33 PM



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