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My Plan for the Next Thirty-Six Hours

May 17, 2007 5:15 PM

oday: Drive to Chicago, pick up mom, uncle, cousin, and godmother. [done] Drive back to Madison. [done] Drop family off at their hotel. [done] Go out. [not done--due to circumstances outside of my control, I didn't get back to Madison until about 1:40. I was pissed] Get drunk. [again, not done]

Early tomorrow morning: Stumble through door. [done--I just got home, and it's 2:28am] Pass out. [about to be done] [done]

Later tomorrow morning: Wake up. [done. ugh] Need more sleep. [done. ugh] Call cab, get to my car. [no need for cab] pick up family, go to awards brunch. [done] Get award. [done. Ridiculous.] Go to graduation. [done] Graduate. [done. Cliff Thompson is the best person ever.] Kill time. [done. I love my family] Have dinner. [done. The Capital Chophouse is the best restaurant ever.] Drop off family. [done] Go out. [done] Get drunk. [done]

Early Saturday morning: Stumble through door. [done] Pass out. [about to get done]

Later Saturday: Wake up. [done] Need more sleep. [done] Call cab, get to my car, pick up family. [done] Drive to Chicago. [done] Do stuff. [done] Drive back to Madison. [done] Go out. Get drunk. [not gonna happen--I'm fucking exhausted. And I don't know if anyone's even doing anything]

Early Sunday morning: Wake up. [done] Need more sleep. [done] Call cab, get to my car, pick up family. [didn't need a cab, but otherwise done]

Later Sunday: Drive to Chicago. [done] Drop family off at airport. [done] Drive back to Madison. [done]

Sunday night: Die. [about to be done]

I'm so glad that's over. Thank god I'm never going to graduate from anything ever again.



5 Comments


Utah said:

Don't forget "(1) Call Utah for ride to car, (2) go to Qdoba, (3) stop abruptly enroute to Qdoba to vomit, (4) die."

May 17, 2007 6:33 PM



jbob said:

If you die, can I get your desk in the office?

May 18, 2007 8:51 AM



Lauren said:

Congrats on graduating and winning a mysterious (probably only to myself) award!!!

May 18, 2007 9:18 AM



TheExpat said:

Oooo, mysterious awards. I hope its a jeweled crunk goblet.

May 18, 2007 9:55 PM



kevin lomax said:

Congrats dooders!

May 20, 2007 9:42 PM



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