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I Don't Want to Study and You Can't Make Me!

July 19, 2007 3:13 PM

gh. The absolute last thing I want to do right now is open up my fucking Bar/Bri books and read some more stupid outlines or do more practice essays or multiple-choice questions.

I'd much rather read for fun, watch TV, play my guitar, play some video games, hang out with my friends, play with the cats, sleep, go for a drive, or light myself on fire. Any of those things would be extremely preferable to studying about holders in due course, temporary restraining orders, libel, or any of that other bullshit.

I wish the bar was today so that it would at least be over with. I hate everything about this.



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Anonymouse said:

Earlier today I was thinking how badly I wanted it to be Tuesday so I could go to all you can eat bacon. Then I thought about how much studying I'd be missing out on, and I went back and wrote a contracts essay. Of course, then I wrote some crim essays and I started thinking the bacon night thing again. Then I hyperventilated for a few minutes and passed out. After that, everything went fine. It's no big deal after all.

July 19, 2007 6:58 PM



TheExpat said:

To hell with studying. Me and the Mrs. are off to Singapore for a few days. Do you know what we won't be doing there? Opening our Chinese textbooks for any reason whatsoever, that's what.

Hey, studying a foriegn language might not be the bar exam, but it's hard. I mean, 5,000+ effing characters! Ghah! That is why the time has come for meditative contemplation. Iron Eagle Claw, take some time as well to absorb what you've learned. I find the aroma of spicy chicken wings and pizza to be most inspiring.

July 20, 2007 9:27 PM



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