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Plans for Next Weekend?

September 8, 2007 8:05 PM

f you guys aren't doing anything, some frenchmen, Mrs. Bennison's first grade class, some actual ducks, and I are going to play the Michigan Wolverines. One of the little kids knows how to fold ninja stars out of paper, so I think we've got a pretty good chance. Anyone wanna come?



6 Comments


Santi said:

It just doesn't seem like a fair fight with all of you playing... perhaps just the ducks alone could make it a fair contest.




I'm pretty sure that you could get a group of mallards from Lake Mendota to go to Ann Arbor and kick the shit out of Michigan.

Come to think of it, I'm pretty sure my old high school's sophomore/senior powder puff team could take them...




RPM said:

It hurts because it's true, you big meanie. Quack quack.




Duck Number 7 said:

We're gonna kick 'em in teh poopah!!

Qwack!!!!!1!1




Elise said:

They might see the ducks coming and fall down into the fetal position, hugging themselves and crying while they rock back and forth. Sorry RPM.




kristin said:

Hahahahaha... wait, I'm sorry, that's not funny. Michigan is a highly respected football team that is just going through a rough time right now. BWAHAHAHAHAHA, just kidding. With one very notable exception, Michigan fans are nearly unbearable to be around during football season. The only way this possibly be any funnier would be if it was Ohio State. Maybe next week, instead of holding the Michigan-Notre Dame game, they could have remedial classes in running forward or not embarrassing an entire community. RPM, for your sake, I hope Lloyd Carr spends next Saturday looking for a new job. Selling cars.




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