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December 12, 2007 12:39 PM

his is bad news on so many different levels.

At least the other, hotter Jessica isn't knocked up yet:



7 Comments


Utah said:

I've never even heard of Cash Warren, but have to assume with a name like that, he's a giant douchebag. It's comparable to Nip/Tuck's porn producer: Ram Peters.

On the other hand, I am a little jealous. Both of his name and of the fact that he's nailing Jessica Alba.




Anonymous said:

you are so wrong.




Ismael Tapia II said:

Mr. Utah,
Yeah, I'm jealous, too.

Anonymous,
I take it you're talking about Jessica Biel being hotter than Jessica Alba. If that's the case, then you are a poor, misguided soul.




Wade Garrett said:

I met Cash Warren in college. Nice on a personal level, but as I recall he was sort of a hot-shit basketball recruit who couldn't make it at the college level. Not a bad human being or anything, but not worthy of one of the five most beautiful women on the planet.




Vice said:

1. I think Jessica Alba is hotter. I mean, come on - Sin City? Then again, she's also Sue Storm, quite possibly the stupidest superhero ever to happen ever.

2. Why so glum about the news, Ismael? If you didn't want her to get pregnant, you should have used the rhythm method.




Ismael Tapia II said:

Dudes,
In no way is Jessica Alba hotter than Jessica Biel. Biel is much more fit and she's got more meat on her bones. She's like a sexy female version of a jock, only with nice tits and a firm ass. Alba is certainly very attractive, but in a completely different way. She's extremely cute, but also very sexy. It's a really good look, and I certainly wouldn't be opposed to having her sleep over, but I'd rather do Biel.




TheExpat said:

Here here!




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