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If You Were My Daughters, I'd Disown You

February 26, 2008 7:21 AM

hrough the years, I've known a lot of people that were completely full of themselves. But none of the people I've ever met have been as completely and egregiously diluted as the two eighteen-year-old girls who are accusing Southwest Airlines of discriminating against them because they're too pretty. These girls sound like some of the most worthless human beings on the fucking planet. Let's take a look at some of the unbelievable treatment they were subjected to because of their unbelievable looks.

As soon as they boarded, [Nisreen] Swedberg says she asked for a bottle of water and was told she could have one once the rest of the plane was served. "And I patiently waited, and when they came around with waters, they just skipped over me."
So, you asked for water right when you boarded? Like when the flight crew is preparing for departure and making sure everyone's buckled in, and they didn't drop all that unimportant safety bullshit to bring you a water? And then you "patiently waited"--the fact that you have to throw in "patiently" makes it obvious that you were anything but patient--and they skipped over you? This is what you're upset about, you stuck-up bitch?

Let's see what your friend--who cursed at another passenger over the bathroom--has to say.

I think they were just discriminating against us because we were young, decent-looking girls. I mean, nobody else, really, on the plane looked like us--except us.
Huh. So no one on the plane looked like you, huh? Except for you. You're saying that you looked like you but no one else looked like you. That's deep.

But what you really mean, I assume, is that no one on the plane was as attractive as you take yourself to be. Well, I've got news for the two of you: You're not that hot. Moreover, the fact that you're both clearly self-centered, arrogant, unbelievably shallow, spoiled little bitches makes you both extremely unattractive. Years from now when no amount of silicone and botox can fix your failing appearances--which weren't that great to begin with--you'll be left with nothing but your personalities, which will be best possible punishment.

And I hope I'm there to see it.



8 Comments


Dee said:

ok, while i agree that they behave with the utmost snatchiness, and i would like to personally clobber their parents for raising kids with such a sense of entitlement and vanity, i CAN'T STAND all the attention given to how hot these chicks actually were. 1) hotness-largely subjective. 2) If these broads were Natalie Portman and Jessica Biel, their claim would be every bit as ridiculous, their behavior every bit as repugnant.

February 27, 2008 6:33 AM



Ismael Tapia II said:

I totally see what you're saying, but I think that their thinking that they're so hot is emblematic of the entire problem: they think that they're the most amazing people in the world in every way, regardless of reality. I think it's repugnant that they walked onto a plane and instantly thought they were the hottest people there, and you're right that it would be sort of disturbing no matter who thought that--what ever happened to humility and shit? I called so much attention to their claims and the reality because I think it's hilarious that they think they're so hot while I think many people would agree that they're so not--it's just another way in which their perception of the world is wildly skewed from reality.

February 27, 2008 8:12 AM



tRJ said:

"They were left to wonder: did they get kicked off the plane for being too pretty?"

Wonder no more, ladies! Neither of you is especially attractive! I would call you both positively average, with an above-average love for tacky clothing. You do, however, excel at being shallow asshats. Well done!

February 27, 2008 9:14 AM



Anonymouse said:

"No one else looked like us . . . except us!" Wow! Give these girls a medal.

Also, who's kidding who? The girl they interviewed is ugly. She also has a giant mole on her chin like some sort of stereotypical evil witch. Hilarious.

TRJ, come on, the one they have video of is positively well below average. You don't have to sugar coat the ugliness.

February 27, 2008 10:56 PM



Dee said:

I feel ya Ismael. I should have been more specific. The story is the toast of the internets and every single post, and every single comment focuses on how far short these girls fall of their own self-image. I kinda wish at least one of them had been mass-appealingly hot. I think it would change people's reaction quite dramatically. and that's just sad.

February 28, 2008 5:58 AM



Utah said:

I have to agree...the biggest crime here is those girls thinking they were the hottest women on the plane. I'd file a 12(b)(6) motion stating that if the women were as hot as they allege, they would have received the water upon asking for it...in the form of semen. As such, no discrimination.

February 28, 2008 5:23 PM



estefanita said:

i'm out of the loop here. i tried to click on the link but it is outdated now. i did notice though that the video i was supposed to be watching was labled "breaking news". why the fuck are things like this breaking news? besides the stupidity of those girls what does that say about the US in general, that this is considered news. I am always so embarassed when my husband tells his french family about the time a show he was watching was cut short for the breaking news of a dog on the lax runway....

February 29, 2008 11:20 AM



Ismael Tapia II said:

estefanita,
I agree completely about the completely ridiculous categorization of what counts as news. I think tRJ made the point very well.

March 5, 2008 1:17 AM



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