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Apparently, I Can Sell Houses Like a Motherfucker (Updated)

April 24, 2008 3:54 PM

eah, I sold that house. Fuck yes I did.

And let me tell you: it feels great.

Update:
When I graduated from law school, my mom said to me "we did it!" And I remember thinking "What are you talking about? I'm the one that's graduating!" And then my cousin pointed out to me that I was being an asshole because, you know, my mom had stood by me for my whole life and had never faltered in her belief that I was not a complete fuck up. And then I thought "Yeah, mom, I guess we did do it." So today, when I sold that house I was selling--and, by the way, I hope you all realize that I didn't actually "sell a house"--the first thing I did was call my mom and give her the good news.

But I'm still sort of an asshole, because my original post didn't thank the two people that were instrumental in helping me sell the house I sold. See, I would have been completely fucked if it wasn't for Mr. Vice and pH. So I just want to get this all out there: Mom, Mr. Vice, and pH--thanks to all of you for everything.



8 Comments


Lauren said:

Dude, I didn't know you were in real estate!!! Good job! You should totally get a show on TLC! ;-)

April 24, 2008 10:47 PM



frank x. said:

Congratulations! I have even decided not to include some sort of funny afterthought, which inherently make me better than Lauren.

April 25, 2008 11:33 AM



Dee said:

i am so happy for you!

April 26, 2008 12:38 AM



TheExpat said:

Success! Booyah Supreme!

April 26, 2008 6:29 AM



RPM said:

Congratulations guys!

April 26, 2008 5:15 PM



estefanita said:

yay!

April 27, 2008 5:47 AM



Vice said:

The first of many. Thanks for letting me help. I was just glad I got to be a part of the total victory.

April 27, 2008 9:50 AM



dicta said:

i don't know how frequently you check old post comments so i'm leaving one here.

1. very nice work with the eggs benedict. i absolutely love to cook, so i enjoy when others post about cool things they've made that come out well.

2. the prius post is pretty hilarious. especially the hopes and dreams of children. i would prefer that my car run on those, as anything has to be cheaper than gas these days. i drive an escape, so a lot like an xterra, and i have to say i also absolutely love everything about it except the mileage.

3. way to go on the house.

April 27, 2008 1:08 PM



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