Fuck Kim Kardashian. In a Bad Way.

April 16, 2008 12:09 AM

think celebrities are stupid. I think that celebrities are, for the most part, worthless, vapid people. I think that people who are obsessed with celebrities are even stupider. I think it is extremely depressing that there are people in the world who think of Paris Hilton as a role model. Still, I check The Superficial several times a day.

I do this for two reasons. First, they post pictures of hot girls at least several times a week. Second, they don't so much glorify celebrities as they do make fun of them. I love seeing people I hate fail, so seeing news stories about washed-up rockers facing criminal charges just puts a smile on my face.

Still, there's one thing that sullies my love for The Superficial: Kim Kardashian. First off, why the fuck does anyone know who she is? As near as I can tell, she doesn't sing or dance or act or anything. I think she was friends with Paris Hilton. As far as I'm concerned, that means Ms. Kardashian is even more worthless than the already unimaginably worthless Ms. Hilton. I mean, Ms. Hilton's famous for exactly no reason other than that the American people are fucking morons, and Ms. Kardashian is apparently famous by association. She's a fucking stardom whore, only she's leeching off of someone who has no right to be famous in the first place. If Kim Kardashian deserves to be famous, then I deserve $40 quadrillion.

But it's not just that Kim Kardashian exists--although that's pretty bad and I demand an apology both from Ms. Kardashian and the universe--it's that whoever the fuck writes The Superficial keeps saying that Kim Kardashian is hot. And that leaves me wondering whether I'm missing the joke or people actually think Kim Kardashian is attractive. I mean, you be the judge:

7 Comments

Tall_Girl said:

she is so hot,does she still play on tall dating site~~~~~Tallmingle.com ? many friends told me that she is playing on that site,but i did not believe until i saw her hottest photos on that site.

April 16, 2008 1:44 AM

Dee said:

at least she isn't winning girls over to the world of eating disorders. also, looks like posting about hangers on brings their hangers on out of the depths of the interweb!

April 16, 2008 6:56 AM

tRJ said:

Her entire claim to fame is being the (allegedly) hot daughter of a famous lawyer. That's all it takes anymore.

April 16, 2008 9:26 AM

Anonymous said:

you know what tRJ's comment means Andy - your children will be famous.

April 16, 2008 9:53 AM

Lauren said:

And hot...?

April 16, 2008 7:17 PM

JLee said:

I'm laughing because I feel the same way about celebs, yet read the Superficial!
I do think Kim is attractive, although a bit thick in the bottom. ha

April 17, 2008 3:45 PM

Zacharias I am muslim said:

Yo actually not all celebrities are worthless. Some are reall pretty. But the ones your talking about, well I scarcely know about them. But do you feel contempt of your self when you think about them? Well I understand your pain, many has suffered from it, even my self!

June 27, 2008 10:30 AM

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