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Fuck It All, I'm Growing a Goatee

June 8, 2008 2:32 PM

fter about three seconds of thought and consideration--and against the advice of some of my most trusted advisers--I have decided to grow a goatee. Yes, I'm following in the footsteps of Evil Spock and Garthe Knight. This is gonna be totally awesome. Or not.

After not shaving since Wednesday, I decided that the time was right to carve a goatee out of my facial hair. So that's what I just did. It's still rather thin, but it doesn't look entirely terrible. Although I have to say that I'm having a hard time taking my reflection seriously. That bodes ill for the future of the goatee, I think. And I'm definitely feeling more douchey than before. That's probably also bad. But I'm keeping it for now. I'm going grocery shopping in a few minutes, so I'm sort of curious to see whether I'm embarrassed to be seen in public. Doing something embarrassing has never stopped me before, of course, but that's not really the point.

So, for the moment, I have a goatee. We'll see how long this lasts.



4 Comments


Utah said:

I've always associated the goatee (or "goat") with unmitigated douchebaggery. I'm not so sure this is a wise idea...remember what happened when I tried to get creative with my facial hair? The badass chops connected by a handlebar moustache didn't quite mesh with the face and I looked like a tool. I only remind you of this so that you exercise caution with the choices you make for your facial hair.

June 10, 2008 9:04 PM



Joe Schmo said:

You're butt ugly without a goatee so I don't see how having one could make you anymore ugly

June 10, 2008 11:37 PM



The Cop from The Village People said:

You should grow a moustache instead. Goatees are so 90's.

June 11, 2008 5:02 PM



Dee said:

YES! a handlebar message. the cop is leading you in the direction.

June 12, 2008 11:03 AM



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