Hell Isn't Hot, it's Humid

June 6, 2008 10:16 AM

y god, the entire fucking world has turned into a swamp. Seriously, the goddamned humidity is at 83 percent. It's like walking around in a fucking sauna all day. Only it's not as hot, I guess, so that's good. But it's still bad. And I can't fucking handle it.

Being from Arizona, I can handle heat. That's different than saying I enjoy the heat, but I can fucking deal with temperatures over one-hundred degrees. And I'd much rather do that than deal with what's going on right now. I feel like I'm fucking drowning every time I go outside. Everything feels like it's been soaking in water for days--it's disgusting to touch my desk, my mouse, or even my fucking pillow. It's all damp. And, if it was completely up to me, I'd take a fucking shower every ten minutes. I mean, I guess seeing as how I'm not going to the office today, it is completely up to me, but that's not the point.

The point is that it's fucking humid and I fucking hate it. And don't get me started on how much it sucks to wear a suit in this shit. God.

1 Comments

TheExpat said:

Yeah, you need to buy a stretch-vinyl suit. It breathes. What's more, you can just go into the bathroom and wring it out before and after meeting clients.

And don't worry about the smell. Nothing a pocket full of those car deodorizer trees can't handle.

June 6, 2008 12:47 PM

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