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Seventeen

July 27, 2008 12:53 AM

ere's an interesting question that came up last night--and when I say "came up," I mean "I brought up and then repeated over and over again." What is the highest number of orgasms you've ever had in one day?

As the title of this post suggests, mine is seventeen. In the past when I've told people this, they've reacted with shock and disbelief. I don't think it's that amazing--a bored fourteen-year-old boy with lots of time on his hands, a boring Saturday, and a free preview of Cinemax can do a lot good. Seventeen times, to be precise. I mean, once you break into the double digits, you gotta see how far you can get, right?

Anyway, I've met one other person in my life who claims to have matched my achievement. Have any of you?



12 Comments


Dee said:

well, being a girl, it's a little harder to answer this question because they aren't easy to count. but the upside of being a girl is, it's way more than 17.

July 27, 2008 3:33 AM



TheExpat said:

Damn, looks like I'm gonna strut around like a rooster for the next week or so. As can now be undisputably gleaned, if this thread were instead for number of consecutive orgasms caused in a day, it is clear I'd have you beat, Ismael.

July 27, 2008 9:18 AM



dmc said:

Im not sure about 17 but I have had orgasms that last 5 minutes.

July 28, 2008 1:45 PM



Utah said:

It seems to me that this number increases every time you tell the story.

July 28, 2008 5:50 PM



Lauren said:

Mr. Utah, Mr. Ismael may have faults, but exaggerating about his self-pleasure is not one of them. Seventeen was the number in his undergrad days and seventeen, it seems, is still the number to beat. Pun very intended.

July 28, 2008 9:59 PM



dunno is an a$$ said:

Thus, with this post, I shall no longer wonder why biglaw has not come calling.

July 28, 2008 11:25 PM



douchbag said:

Ouch. But discretion was lacking...

July 28, 2008 11:31 PM



Ismael Tapia II said:

Expat,
I didn't see any mention in Dee's comment about who it was that caused those numerous orgasms. I think you've shown yourself to be more of an arrogant jerk than an excellent lover.

dmc,
That just sounds exhausting and, from the male perspective, extremely messy.

Mr. Utah,
I am shocked that you would imply I was in any way dishonest. But it doesn't matter, because Lauren set you straight. Which is something you needed. Because you're secretly gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that . . . .

Dunno,
Biglaw can suck it. Those people jerk off, too.

Douchebag,
Have you not picked up on the fact that discretion isn't a big thing on this blog?

July 29, 2008 1:36 PM



Dunno said:

We do jerk off...but with style.

July 29, 2008 9:22 PM



Ismael Tapia II said:

What does that even mean?

July 29, 2008 9:44 PM



Dee said:

I have a friend whose husband works for biglaw, and she has mentioned that he jerks off into a tubesock, so as to "keep it clean". is that what "with style" means.

also ismael, re your comment to expat re my comment, as muhammed ali said "it ain't braggin if it's true."

July 31, 2008 10:56 AM



Ismael Tapia II said:

Well, then I guess TheExpat gets to do all the strutting he wants. Congratulations all around.

July 31, 2008 2:28 PM



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