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I Fucking Hate Fucking Internet Fucking Explorer!

August 5, 2008 1:22 AM

eriously, this isn't so much a browser as a steaming turd that occasionally loads HTML files. Not only does it lack tabbed browsing, it loads pages slower than molasses and it makes my computer run slower than... molasses!

Why am I using Internet Explorer and not my beloved Firefox? Because Firefox has decided that the bset possible thing for it to do is crash randomly. It doesn't care if I'm loading a page, playing a youtube video, or just letting it sit there, if it's the exact time I don't want it to crash, that's when it crashes. What the fuck?

I blame my computer. It's four years old. It might as well work on vacuum tubes and gears--it's fucking ancient. It's so ancient, in fact, that the laptop I got a few months ago--the cheapest possible model Dell offers--is faster. God, I need a new computer.

And also I want someone to fix Firefox for me. I already tried uninstalling it and then reinstalling it again. Past that, I'm not in the mood to deal with it. Maybe I'll just give it a few days and see if it fixes itself.



5 Comments


kristin said:

I am not questioning your completely rational hatred of internet explorer. For a number of years, my desktop shortcut to internet explorer was renamed "The Great Satan." But there is a newish version of The Great Satan with tabbed browsing. It's what I use (because Firefox randomly crashes my ancient, vacuum tube laptop), and it's tolerable.

August 5, 2008 10:15 AM






Starleigh said:

And I was just wondrnieg about that too!

July 11, 2011 9:11 AM









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