<-Sad Songs |Main|Apology to the Charter Guy->

Get Born Again

September 18, 2008 11:37 PM

ne of the things I have always wanted to do but have not yet done is go to a Renaissance Fair. Seriously. They seem like a shit load of escapist fun, like Civil War reenactment but, you know, less queer. So here are some of the things I'm looking forward to seeing. I have no doubt that these things will be there in abundance because Renaissance Fairs are authentic reproductions of Medieval times, and these things existed in abundance in Medieval times.

First, I expect there a shit ton of hot chicks in corsets. I expect to see skinny girls with massive boobs spilling out the tops of their shirts everywhere I look. It's going to be awesome.

I'm fairly certain there will be giant turkey legs. I'm talking about obscenely large turkey legs. Like mutant turkey legs. Because they had genetically engineered turkeys in, umm, the 1500s. Or whenever the fuck the Renaissance happened.

I also fully expect to see people jousting. I expect dudes in shiny armor to make their horses run at each other full speed while pointing sharp spears at each other. And I expect them to possibly die.

Finally, I expect to see people getting way into the Renaissance Fair thing. I'm not sure yet whether I will judge them or admire their dedication. Probably a mixture of both.

In any event, I'll be gone for the weekend. But I'll post pictures when I get back.



4 Comments


tRJ said:

You should also expect to see White Nationalists. Seriously.

September 19, 2008 8:27 AM



Ismael Tapia II said:

Skinheads? Really?

September 19, 2008 10:52 AM



tRJ said:

Yeah, man. It's basically white people celebrating a period of white success in a white part of the world.

September 20, 2008 3:44 PM



TheExpat said:

I think you expect too much. I expect to see a post within the next few days about how the girls were not hot, the turkey legs were too small, and the jousting wasn't believable or fatal.

However, I concede that I do expect you'll be judgmental.

Whatever really happens, enjoy walking around with beer outside. Nothin' beats it.

September 21, 2008 8:30 AM



Leave a comment


Type the characters you see in the picture above.