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Cold? Where?

January 16, 2009 12:14 AM

'm told that it was extremely cold outside today. I wouldn't know--I didn't set foot outside my apartment a single time, and it was awesome.

The days have been long and boring lately. The cold has sequestered everyone in their own homes, and no one goes out or does anything. Not that there's anything to do.

Still, I'd like to leave my house every now and then. Not today. But, you know, sometimes.

I haven't even seen anything super interesting in the news lately. It's like I'm in a blog-material drought.

I'm working on some things, though. Soon, there will be things to read. Yay.



2 Comments


The Reeg said:

"I haven't even seen anything super interesting in the news lately. It's like I'm in a blog-material drought."

Allow me: http://www.peta.org/sea_kittens/about.asp

According to PETA, they're not fish, they're sea kittens!! And the stuff you eat with champagne isn't caviar, it's baby sea kitties! They want you to drop whatever you're doing RIGHT NOW and ask the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service to put an end to the sea kitten genocide once and for all!!!!1!!

Stand up and tell those hippie motherfuckers that bouillabaisse > P.C. euphemisms. Jesus.

January 16, 2009 12:48 PM



Alex said:

Weeeee, what a quick and easy sotuloin.

November 23, 2011 4:57 PM



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