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My Subconscious Is on Overdrive

January 17, 2009 11:01 AM

o, I had another wacky dream last night. Or, well, this morning since I just woke up from it a few minutes ago.

Anyway, in my dream, I'm in the courtroom of a judge I'm before relatively frequently--Judge R, for those familiar with where I practice. Messers. Vice and RPM were there, too. So were lots of other people, but everyone besides us and the judge was Japanese. In fact, it was as if the courtroom had been turned into a Japanese game show. The judge was wearing a shiny blue robe and his hair style changed throughout the dream from one completely ridiculous wig to another.

Anyway, so we're sitting in the gallery surrounded by these Japanese people, and the judge is calling some of them down to the counsel tables. And it's almost like Price Is Right--everyone that gets called is excited to go down, except that the court is still doing actual business and imposing sentences and whatever.

But then the really strange thing is that whenever someone would go down to the counsel table, the judge would ask the person to pick a song. Then, the court reporter would use his little court-reporter machine to play a death-metal version of the song the person named. And he'd do that throughout whatever hearing was happening--while still making an accurate transcription of the proceedings.

So then it's my turn. He calls me and asks me what song i want, and I have no idea how to respond because I'm still trying to adjust to the fact that a judge is asking me what song I'd like his court reporter to do a death-metal cover of, so I say "I'll leave that to Your Honor's discretion." The judge and the court reporter talk amongst themselves and then the court reporter starts playing a death-metal version of The Smashing Pumpkins' "Today."

At which point my brain calls it a day and jolts me awake.

What the fuck is going on with my head?



4 Comments


Lauren said:

Last night I dreamed that a huge meteor hit the Earth and our only warning was that the electricity was off and small sea creatures crawled into my house and stuck themselves on the walls, spelling out dark prophetic things. After reading said dark prophetic things, I looked outside and saw a huge meteor hit the earth and woke up.

I guess I should lay off the Apocalypse week on the Discovery channel.

January 18, 2009 7:30 PM



Who? said:

That's f'd up.

Peace. Out!

January 19, 2009 8:37 PM



Rayshelon said:

Dude, right on there brthoer.

July 10, 2011 4:49 PM






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