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This Is Crossing the Fucking Line

February 25, 2009 11:46 AM

've grudgingly accepted the fact that, in our society, you can now be famous and admired for absolutely no reason. There are young girls in America that look up to Paris Hilton. That, right there, should be enough to let you know that something is seriously wrong with everything.

But I think there's someone who's actually worse than Hilton. That person is Heidi Montag. I can't even come up with a good way of expressing exactly how worthless this thing is, so I'm going to resort to analogies. If Paris Hilton is a hangnail, Heidi Montag is inoperable brain cancer. If Paris Hilton is a fender bender, Heidi Montag is the Titanic disaster. If Paris Hilton is Jar Jar Binks, then Heidi Montag is Hitler. Do you see what I'm saying here? Heidi Montag is fucking absolutely without worth.

Don't believe me? See for yourself:

I mean, am I wrong here? Look at her fucking face! Why is she making that face? Dear Jesus, why?



6 Comments


Vice said:

I have absolutely no idea who that is.

February 26, 2009 9:31 AM



kristin said:

I really feel like you should honor the Superficial's ban on Montag/Pratt coverage. Your hate only makes her stronger. And makes me stare at her stupid, plastic face and her ridiculous, staged photos. Unless the next photo in the sequence is the car blowing up and taking out both of them, then fire away.

February 26, 2009 6:49 PM



Utah said:

Just remember, even though they're both multimillionaires with unexplainable fame and star power, I'm pretty sure their endorsements cost John McCain the election.

February 26, 2009 8:22 PM



Dilly said:

It’s about time smoenoe wrote about this.

July 9, 2011 11:05 PM









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