Terrible Driver Sighting

April 12, 2009 10:54 PM

was driving home. I was in the middle lane of a three-lane road. The extreme right lane is explicitly reserved for right-hand turns only. I'm driving along when I see a minivan in my rearview mirror. I see that it swerves from the extreme left-hand lane to the extreme right-hand lane. This is a maneuver a friend of mine once called the "Jersey Slide." I thought, "Fuck, this guy really needs to make a right-hand turn."

Anyway, the van drives along in the right-hand turn-only lane. It's going pretty fast. It passes me. It passes the first right-had turn. Then the second. It goes through an intersection and approaches a third right-hand turn. It turns on its left turn signal and swerves into the middle lane. Where it waits for the red light to change.

And here's the really crazy part: I got a good look at the minivan's driver, and it wasn't Mr. Vice.

1 Comments

The Reeg said:

If this happened on Sunday I guess it couldn't be, but, it wasn't this lady, was it? http://www.madison.com/tct/mad/latest/446469

Parenting/life skills FAIL.

April 14, 2009 4:18 PM

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