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Who the Fuck Would Do This to a Car?

July 2, 2009 11:50 AM

was getting back to my car tonight when I noticed this monstrosity parked nearby:





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Here's another shot:
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What in the hell is this thing? It's an old sedan, painted metalic pink and green, and then lifted so that it has more ground clearance than my SUV. The amount of money it would take to do this to a car is staggering. Who the fuck would willingly do this to his or her car? Why? Why?

Can someone--anyone--please explain to me what goes on in the mind of a person who decides that he needs to spend thousands of dollars to turn a shitty car into a completely useless eyesore?

Plus, also, I thought we were dropping cars? I thought we wanted the car to be as close to the ground as possible? Is that different now? Now we want rims as big around as a small moon and the ability to handle wicker terrain?

Seriously, what the fuck?



3 Comments


chelsadilla said:

clearly, what we're seeing here is the result of a madisonian's appearance on "Pimp My Ride."

July 3, 2009 8:24 AM



tRJ said:

I think this is a case of you being so blinded by your ideals* to the point that you're incapable of evaluating policy** on the basis of its efficacy***.

*Your ideal is that people should not waste money on superficial improvements to low-value cars.

**The policy is that one should flaunt wealth.

***Throwing money into absurd vehicular customization is a great way to say "I am flush with cash."

July 3, 2009 11:03 AM



TheExpat said:

tRJ has a point here. Don't you want to do the person who owns that car? I mean, it worked on me.

On a side note, I once saw a really pretty asian girl driving around a fuchsia 2000 Mustang with Hello Kitty decals on the windows. The aforementioned efficacy was, in this case, not facetiousness.

July 4, 2009 7:38 AM



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