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Heaven Is Like Madison
August 14, 2010 1:40 AM
think that, if I'm wrong about the way I approach life and there is, in fact, a heaven, it's a lot like Madison. Only not really.
Or maybe not. All I know is that, if there's a heaven, it's a place where all your friends are. I've only been around for 28--nearly 29--years. And in that short span, I've met an almost inconceivable number of people. And, because I am who I am, I've hated the vast majority of them. But I miss the ones I haven't hated so much nearly every single day. There have been so many people in my life that have mattered to me more than they've had any idea. And, in my heaven, they'd all be there.
They'd all be there, and they'd all get along, and we'd all do things and hang out. Maybe it would be the case that not everyone was always there. But everyone would always be back just when you started missing them. And you wouldn't go years and years without seeing the most important people in your life.
If there is a heaven--which there isn't--but if there is a heaven, it would be a party where no one ever got tired or so drunk that they threw up. Although, obviously, people would get drunk. If there is a heaven, it's a place where everyone gets to be themselves and is accepted.
If there is a heaven, it's a lot like Madison, except that more of the people I miss are there.


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I hope there's less road construction in heaven.